did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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