What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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