Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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