I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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