I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How drunk are you?
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