But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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