Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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