Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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