I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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