dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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