Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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