you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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