i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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