big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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