i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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