What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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