you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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