How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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