try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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