She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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