Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
