am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
im holly from the hills drunk
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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