Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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