You're so nebulous sometimes
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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