so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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