I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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