I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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