But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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