if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I looked at my own cervix.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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