So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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