I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
my sisters under your porch take her home
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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