I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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