I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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