I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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