I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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