Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Never underestimate the power of titties
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