I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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