sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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