"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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