Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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