it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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