Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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