If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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