WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize