thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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