I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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