Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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