Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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