Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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