There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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Oh Jesus.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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