she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm like, not good at living.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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