Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Randomize
