DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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