Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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